Donald Trump Knows More About Jesus Christ Than Anyone, Even the Pope

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President Donald J. Trump can’t stand Pope Leo calling for peace and love and saying that God doesn’t hear the prayers of warmongers. This has put the president and his fellow travelers into an Armageddon-level meltdown. They don’t know whether to condemn Trump for blasphemy or defend him as their own personal savior. Secretary Pete Hegseth keeps making things worse by trying to turn the Department of Defense into the Department of War blessed by God. His quoting of the Prophet Tarantino was another public example of stupidity. 

Religious zealots and anti-Muslim bigots support this war and the new murderous approach to foreign policy. About 6 in 10 Americans disapprove of Trump and Hegseth’s handling of the war in Iran according to a March survey. Seven in 10 Americans don’t buy that Trump has a drop of religiosity in his veins.

Scott MacFarlane has some background on this story. 

Aaron Rupar clipped a Morning Joe segment about Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction.

brilliant — Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie pic.twitter.com/wDhzA1Zs3M

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 17, 2026

Here’s some AI slop that is making the rounds.

https://www.twitter.com/BrittanyinTexas/status/2044120181799059864

While you’re here enjoying DonkeyHotey’s latest cartoon, please take a moment to read these articles on related topics: 

• After Attacking the Pope, Trump Shares Image Depicting Himself as Messiah
• After Him, the Deluge: Trump Creates a Tough Environment for GOP’s 2028 Hopefuls
• Other DonkeyHotey cartoons

The cartoon above was created by DonkeyHotey for WhoWhatWhy from these images: Donald Trump caricature (DonkeyHotey / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), stethoscope (Wikifamousarabs / Wikimedia – CC BY-SA 4.0), body (The White House / Flickr – PD), and Jesus (Maja Ruszpel / Flickr – CC0 1.0).