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Donald Trump, the former president of the United States, manufactures his ideas and appearance every day. He goes through a rigorous process to prepare for each public event.
Trump prepares mentally for dealing with the press by reading all the flattering stories supplied to him by his personal news fluffer, who follows him around with a portable printer. She looks to all the reliable sources like Truth Social, X, Breitbart, Townhall, Epoch Times, HotAir, Fox “News,” Newsmax, OAN, etc. Stephen Miller and others pump Trump full of the latest right-wing conspiracy content, like Haitians eating their neighbors’ cats and dogs. He does this reading from bed or while enjoying a breakfast of McDonald’s McMuffins.
The former president applies gobs of orange makeup to his face and neck vulva. He weaves his 50-foot long hair into a Guinness Book of World Records comb over. He polishes his capped teeth. He has his man help him put on his ill-fitting and easily wrinkled blue suit over his girdle compressed frame. He makes sure his 3-inch shoulder pads are in place. He adjusts his ridiculously long red tie. He makes sure his shoe lifts fit comfortably.
Here is Trump explaining his concepts for plans for replacing the Affordable Care Act.
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The cartoon above was created by DonkeyHotey for WhoWhatWhy from these images: Donald Trump caricature (DonkeyHotey / Flickr – CC BY-SA 2.0 DEED), body (Gage Skidmore / Flickr – CC BY-SA 2.0 DEED), and room (Pete Linforth / Pixabay).
